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postmodernismruinedme:

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zagreus:

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cackling at this, can NOT believe it’s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

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He also said this about the snake.

All of this is hilarious, but a gorgeous quote from the same interview:

 “In all seriousness, this discovery is humbling. It’s a reminder that there’s still so much to learn about our wild world — and that humans are one small part of an impossibly vast biosphere. On this planet, all fates are intertwined, and right now, one million species are teetering on the edge of oblivion. We have an existential mandate to mend our broken relationship with nature and protect the places that sustain life.”

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jdlaclede:

birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

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old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

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korixsonder:

smiggles:

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Dinner time fellas

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That bitch didnt stand a chance

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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feelingsoftheday:

My eyes cried too much this year.

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es0789:

*Likes your kinky posts to let you know that I’m down*

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dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

visibun:

lepurcinus:

Rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping.


-Rabbits not giving a shit about your laws of science:

Schmovement

this feels wrong. this is like the default animation

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nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

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i-am-a-fish:

sex ed taught me that cigarettes are bad and never look at a cigarette and cigarettes WILL kill you and they forgot to teach me what a period was

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rosesforwildwitches:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

  • You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
  • You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
  • You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
  • If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
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These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

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kyraneko:

werewolf-cuddles:

werewolf-cuddles:

Hey, hot take, but if a company decides they no longer want to distribute a piece of media they own the rights to, then they should be legally required to sign the rights back over to the creator.

They shouldn’t be allowed to just sit on the IP for the rest of time, especially if they have no intention of ever releasing it again.

#i thought this was gonna say “then they shouldn’t be allowed to punish piracy of it”

You know what, that’s also a valid take, let’s add that to the post

In computer gaming there’s a concept called Abandonware that runs on this premise. That if the company isn’t making it and selling it anymore, it’s acceptable to copy/download/pirate it.

Applied in a wider sense, if there’s no way for you to access it legally, then illegally is fuckin’ fine.

But yes, if the owner isn’t using it they ought to be obligated to make it available to someone who will.

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